Most righties would gladly feed the starving stranger on their porch, but balk at helping to feed the hungry children down the block. Moral obligation, like gravity, weakens with distance.

It was the backup duck.

Your comment(s) is like the loaves and fishes.

At least you'll get to enjoy more wins than someone who's just a Browns fan.

Did you mean the AFL?

People don't like associating with misinformed people.

"Women are bitches! I'll kill them all! It's like a serial-killer origin story."

I thought last year's redesign made the site unusable on an ipad.

Santorum is sure to say this will lead to Bear on Dolphin sex. They still haven't come to terms with Patriots loving on Browns.

Huh? Would they have lost the challenge on third down? Are you saying you can't challenge the spot on fourth down?

But it would make the players look smaller, which Drew hates.

Ha! My son is 25 now, but this story made remember all the birthday party shit I went through. His party always seemed to fall on an NFL playoff weekend — and this was before DVRs!

To paraphrase Picasso on his portrait of Gertrude Stein, he will be.

And chickens never have reasons for crossing roads.

I think this is a good article and your point in well taken. However, you need to be careful about attributing responses to your (white) audience.

I've been reading all the deadspin posts about Sherman, but just now watched the video for the first time. Huh? Is that what the fuss is all about? I was reminded more than anything of Mohammed Ali.

I don't mind how the pizza tastes. He's shilling for that "Waaaah, I'd have to charge an extra 19 cents per pizza to give my employees healthcare" asshole.

More likely, he falls down the elevator shaft, foreshadowed in an earlier episode.

I was sitting around with my in-laws and assorted geezer (70s and 80s) relatives, and my wife admitted smoking pot. I tried to act shocked and dismayed by the news.

If zombies were under water, wouldn't the fish nibble on them?