Santorum is sure to say this will lead to Bear on Dolphin sex. They still haven't come to terms with Patriots loving on Browns.

Huh? Would they have lost the challenge on third down? Are you saying you can't challenge the spot on fourth down?

But it would make the players look smaller, which Drew hates.

Ha! My son is 25 now, but this story made remember all the birthday party shit I went through. His party always seemed to fall on an NFL playoff weekend — and this was before DVRs!

To paraphrase Picasso on his portrait of Gertrude Stein, he will be.

And chickens never have reasons for crossing roads.

I think this is a good article and your point in well taken. However, you need to be careful about attributing responses to your (white) audience.

I've been reading all the deadspin posts about Sherman, but just now watched the video for the first time. Huh? Is that what the fuss is all about? I was reminded more than anything of Mohammed Ali.

I don't mind how the pizza tastes. He's shilling for that "Waaaah, I'd have to charge an extra 19 cents per pizza to give my employees healthcare" asshole.

More likely, he falls down the elevator shaft, foreshadowed in an earlier episode.

I was sitting around with my in-laws and assorted geezer (70s and 80s) relatives, and my wife admitted smoking pot. I tried to act shocked and dismayed by the news.

If zombies were under water, wouldn't the fish nibble on them?

If zombies were under water, wouldn't the fish nibble on them?

That was funny as hell. I immediately thought I'd see that gif here.

"think about hitting people in the head with a hammer and then running away. "

"think about hitting people in the head with a hammer and then running away. "

Or any of those white-haired assholes from Texas, including Barbara Bush.

I took off my helmet and threw it in the middle of reading this.

I thought it was funny how after showering the owner of the 49ers with syrupy praise, they mentioned that he was ousted because of fraud.

Microwaves should have a wired cap that makes you lose consciousness while the microwave is on. Food prep would seem instantaneous!