You goddamn liberals. First it was Trump’s reputation as a pussy magnet, and meow it’s Megan’s shirt. Why can’t you focus on the issues rather than fake mews?

Silver lining: video footage of golden showers.

I would like to donate to your campaign.

BY FAR my favorite part of this clip is Rondo seeing the easy oop to E’twaun and being like, naw.

“turn into”?

Orange Herbert Hoover

Well, I hope he also enjoys getting smoked by the West every June and is looking forward to ceding his Eastern throne to Philly/Boston. Because the former has been going on for a while, and the latter kicks in next year, if not before.

Do these people still think “enemy combatants” are still “pouring across our border”?

Yeah. Goddamn, if only we were as good at freedom and equality as we are at propaganda.

Truth. And considering her signature of the Hush Agreement, this plausibility is really the only thing making this a story.

Ah. With ya.

Ah. With ya.

Huh. Cool, but why? I mean, was the Mormon/SF cocktail mashup not enough to key you in?

It’s the millennial version of the dogwhistle. The GOP HATES millennial because they rightly see through the bullshit. This has been going on since the campaign and is ramping back up in response to the anti-gun movement.

I mean, Kellyanne does seem like an appropriate face for the new drug war, but really only as an “After” photo.

Light touch on the trigger, perfect for the discerning gentleman with petite hands.

Lol. Weed and shrooms can’t kill me. And I vote hard left. Checkmate, bitches.

Another good guy with a gun.

Ooh. History? Extra spicy!