Yeah, I guess The Orangutan is more of a Batman villain. Vlad’s got that gravitas. That true evil, not just cartoon evil.

Also, The Battle of Loss Angeles was a massive disappointment.

As a Bulls fan, I’m trying to improve on Settle for Nothing, but coming up empty.

...ought to fire the damn bosses.

I look forward to those snowflakes from Parkland replacing their dead asses in the voter rolls.

I envy you. I can think of a number of irredeemable Mammonites who see Captain Combover as the pinnacle of success.

Apologize not, friend. You’ve just pitched the best idea SNL has had in years.

Do you see what’s happening on the right? Gun nuts are galvanizing and arming up. This shit does not end well.

Oh, it’s worse. She meant the politicization and weaponization of the judiciary. Which is pretty fucking nefarious, if you ask me.

Lol. It’s cell phone Inception.

Right? That that’s not painfully clear to everyone here, of all places, means the propaganda is working.

And a third, “the remaking of the judiciary” is... of dubious value? Mean spirited? Hateful? Borderline fascist?

What’s more important to red staters: their distrust of science or their love of cousin-fucking?

I disagree. It is a treatment, just not a cure. Don’t disagree that the cure is gov’t-based, but while you’re on the transplant list, you’re probably gonna want to take some meds to try to keep that shit under control.

“Commander in Cheese” is fantastic. Tremendous, even!

And they damn well should be!

Well, only if those corporations are job creators. Delta wants to take jobs away from all of those god-fearing, red-blooded American guns.

They were a US Air hub, along with Philly, but since American acquired them, I’m not sure. American’s headquarters is DFW, I think, but they also have a huge presence in Chicago (ORD), Miami, Boston, SF, etc.

Huh. I would have thought an all-knowing, all-powerful deity would have that covered.