This is correct. So where do we go?

Everything about this comment is spot on, even down to the “pre KD” qualifier. Who woulda thunk that everyone from that ‘11-’12 Thunder team would become the antithesis of fun.

Sure, but hasn’t that long been a tent pole of the party that now licks his boot?

I’d rather be a suspected witch than Donald Trump, too. Or anything else, for that matter.

Share an AirBnB?

There's the gamble. Do liberals stay and hope they can turn the electorate? Or do they give up hope on democracy and head for a sane place?

They like to say they have all the guns. Sure, but that’s not winning a war. If the military sides with reason and rule of law, those ARs are just going to be annoyances. Still.

Truer words have never been Kinjaed.

Birth control pills?! Where the hell would one get those in this post-apocalyptic Jesusland?

You can check my work, but I don’t think the Dubs are sweating KD’s free agency much.

Yeah, I’m curious about this. What’s their argument for German immigration policy being “bad”? Just that there are more brown people now, and that the racist white people (not just an American phenomenon! But we’re #1, USA, USA!) are now getting scarily out of hand?

Yep. The Clips are just a nasty matchup; Lou and Trezz were always gonna turn the Dubs’ bench into ash.

Cool, or "CooL"?

I, for one, am down with this.

Do you really think Jews should be more terrified than Muslims or Latinx or African Americans? I mean, these hateful fucks have plenty of racism to go around, but I’m not so sure Jews are first against the wall. Guess it doesn’t much matter if they want us all there anyway.

No Matthew Stainbrook? For shame.

NBA ready!

Well, if that isn’t the reddest of flags!

Would you be ok with the Hawks trading their two lottery picks this year for the #1? Because thanks to that trade, they now have a) the best chance to land the #1 and b) the goods to trade for it if the envelo... balls don’t bounce their way. Or should teams just never trade lottery picks, in your opinion?

Sure. They clip their nails down so they can better grip the shiv.