Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

This was never official and was written by a poet trying to raise funds for the construction of the statue. it was not written by the founding fathers or any other major american historical figure.

fuck that was amazing. i think we all collectively and simultaneously came with kevin at 0:37.

That was fantastic.

First of all, I’m an atheist that was raised in a Mormon household. With that out of the way: If a team wants to have a team prayer (just like my family does), go right ahead. A prayer in and of itself should not be a problem. If a player doesn’t want to participate, do what I do: sit there and wait a while. A prayer…

It occurs to me that they might be a better team if they didn’t spend all of their recruitment time on players named Army. Seems like a statistically small pool to draw from.

“You know that coach should be over there, on him, like, ‘Look, come on, you can’t do that.’ Is that the Cardinal Way?”

Huh, I had no idea what Leitch's voice sounded like.

“Come on, Pham, give us a ball!”
“Phuck off.”

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

“It is my dream to play baseball”

Can’t be talking about the Cardinals, since they lost tonight 4-3

“Now without side mirrors! Because it looks cool and shit!”

That goal really could of benefited from a Spanish broadcaster calling it instead of a some lady strangling a cat at the end of it.

Good to see Sarkisian is still in the game.

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How is any of this car news!

Jason Pierre-Paul gives this an enthusiastic half thumbs up.

Hi there, former NUFC fan-turned-Hammer here!

Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.