So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

Actually this may still hold true for Cleveland

winnipeg (yeah i know its hockey, but it fits!)

St. Louis

Houston

Baltimore

Cleveland

if you wanna be a big-time city, I think you gotta hold on to these teams, and once they leave, they aren’t coming back.”

There have been situations where I feel like I’ve been ill-treated, yes.

You know what’s funny? I was actually thinking “while I wish Kaepernick would stand for the national anthem and honor his country, I totally understand and respect his decision. If his stance helps, even in a small way, to shed some more light on issues facing minorities in this country, then it was worth it.”

Poor take. You can have issues with the government but still respect the country

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!

It is actually is safer to move out of the passing lane and let cars pass you. If you change lanes to the right with the cars going the same speed as you, the faster drivers can easily pass in the passing (left) lane with very little risk to anyone.

There’s a Guaranteed Rate that idiots will run on the field at a baseball game.

suh du

Okay, slightly off-topic: have Kinja comments been locking up anyone else’s computers? Because ever since Univision bought out GM, half the time when I want to load more/post something I get the Spinny Pinwheel of Death and have to re-load, and in Activity Monitor it says that this page/tab is taking up like 750 MB of…

Fuck sticking around at a club known for giving young talent meaningful minutes. We all know the real test to see if a player is legit or not is to see if he can ball during a cold, rainy, night at the Bet365 Stadium

Gilliam is lucky. I was arrested in England when they thought a tried to buy “a chap’s dick”.

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…