Someone will star this, but it ain’t gonna be me.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

Pictured: Lochte disarming the perpetrator.

NBC didn’t even have anything to show at the time, which makes me think the delay was for something else.

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

“95 yards? He clearly got the ball at the 15 yard line, bro.”

Fortunately, recent upgrades to Wazzu football facilities included an electrical closet large enough to hold more than one player.

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.

How the hell do you confuse Bernie Ecclestone with Liam Neeson

SMU and Houston would be terrible additions. Neither one brings anything new in terms of tv markets or recruiting grounds. Why add a school that doesn’t increase revenue or footprint and lowers the perception of the brand?

Thee

I guess because the report states that Witnesses 1, 2, 3, and 4 stated that they did not observe an assault? And there’s evidence the bruising is from a bar fight?

There were four witnesses who claim that the altercation didn’t happen.

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

Pale Ales are too heavy for my 60 year old ass. Everybody needs to calm down with the hops.

He started that thing the year I was born. It seems to have aged better.

This is a brave hill to die on on the day a Muslim refugee slashes up a bunch of people on a German train, a few days after a Muslim runs over dozens of French, shortly after a Muslim kills a bunch of homosexuals in a night club.

I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.