Fuck if I know. just because I care about best bear doesn’t mean I cares enough to watch this shit.

MTL is hilarious. Traded Subban because of character issues, then signed Alexander Radulov. SMART.

So these aren’t the traits of Gibraltar?

This is a sober and measured comment.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

I hope the next time you need one they’ll be too fragile to help you.

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

Can’t believe we have to listen to more complaints about what falls out of the ivy

This is tragic and unexpected - I can’t understand why the Cubs would have traded for Josh Hamilton.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Congrats to both of those teams.

Tony X is now going to find out what being a Blues fan is really all about.

The Minnesota Vikings would like a word with you...

This is a lot of hockey articles for deadspin.

At my local Publix, snow crab clusters are on sale this week for $7.99/lb.

The ladies at the club weren't sufficiently impressed until I told them that my Chevy Beretta was, in fact, a Z26.