I’d say this pretty much sums up her social life. Add a dozen cats and you’ll have her future.

If you rearrange the letters in “Jen Rainwater,” you get “holy fuck this is one unstable individual.”

Let this one go through a treatment plant first, IMO.

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

[extremely Dennis Miller voice] I haven’t seen this much displeasure about a Cardinals’ decision since electing Pius XII, babe. They sent up more white smoke than Alice Cooper’s stage show in ‘78.

They’ve already gotten a bump in season ticket sales from the Arpaio family alone.

Very good point. Dale is Local Treasure and has been doing this since I can remember (I’m 35).
It’s still funny to see the stereotypes of people from outside Texas. You only get the weird creeps when you venture more than 30 miles outside any of the big metro areas- DFW, Austin, SA or Hou.

or list him by his proper title, “Dale Hansen - National Treasure”

He’s like my grandpa, if my grandpa weren’t a horrible racist.

Not saying anything stupid shouldn’t be the bar we set for politicians to cross...

Kliff Kingsbury, Koach of the Kardinals

This dude has eaten at least one person.

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”

“Get us the Next Sean Mcvay!!!!”

This is what the Seahawks ALWAYS do.

I thought he looked like John Wayne.

Oddly enough, Temujin’s entire empire was built from rage over a perceived slight by Ong Khan, who told him he looked “spanish.”

Insert here the eternal reminder that Tom Coughlin chose Blake Bortles to helm a team with a Super Bowl quality defense over Colin Kaepernick the last two years.

Imagine watching a teenager forced to cut his hair or essentially cost his team/friends any chance at a win and thinking, “What a team player” and not, “Holy shit, that ref is a real piece of shit.” The fact that they didn’t make him buzz it or even get all of the dreads (but just a hatch job trim) basically…

That fucking “Epitome of a team player” tweet is nearly as rage-inducing as the video. Fuck that guy.