Tyson Fury’s suit is what Captain Cold wears to case a bank before a robbery.

Kawhi should visit Kauai.

“Erotic print makers”???

How about mentioning the video of the Covington students telling women to enjoy rape? Or doing the tomahawk chop in front of Phillips?

You didn’t mention the “young boys” telling women to enjoy rape, which is also on video. Or doing the tomahawk chop if front of Mr. Phillips.

I appreciated this effort despite the haters.

What’s wrong with Pooptown? There are lots of Golden Corrals and people stand for the national anthem, when not squatting.

Cue the GamerGaters.

If only there existed a day care that also had prepaid legal services.

Rather than reading this comment, I wish I’d been staring into one of those ads for hypnotic glasses in old comic books.

I liked your comment even though I wanted Danny White to have a title.

WTF? Are you serious?

And Giuliani is now helping dismantle democracy in the US. Giuliani can go fuck himself.

If punctuation is still a thing, someone should tell Summer.

The Venn Diagram of gun fetishists and Incels (guys who can’t get laid) is probably close to a circle: thus, the Guncels.

I’m old enough to have watched the 70s Marvel shows on television. They were all terrible, and contrarianism be damned. Awful stuff.

He took three steps.

This video is so terribly sad.

Another excellent article. It was obvious Ortiz was exhausted by the time the fight ended. Wilder seems like a good guy, but as a figher . . . that pawing motion he uses instead of a jab, I don’t know.

I’m sorry for not remembering that. Your writing is wonderful though. I love reading about boxing, in that boxing attracts such great writing, as you’ve repeatedly demonstrated. I hope Deadspin continues to publish articles by you.