Is this some next level comment, and I don’t see the humor.

The last time I ate a Papa John’s pizza, I felt both publicly and privately humiliated.

I get it that featuring articles from concourse on deadspin can be confusing. However, you just have to check before handing out the “deadspin has changed” lecture.

“The transition is so abrupt, the musical sentiment so poorly matched to the moment, that I actually laughed out loud” Wow, are you really going for such obvious snobbery?

I’d rather watch another showing of Turner & Hooch.

No. Barack Obama was not “somewhat incompetent.” He was an extremely successful president.

+1 for the Kirby reference.

The principle of standing during a song. Okay.

I will genuinely feel joy when Rush Limbaugh dies.

The “bad blood” was all for the cameras. It was reported that Tyson and Secretariat would regularly hit the bars together.

yeah, that was rigged.

Has there been any more news about the Plumlees in the wild?

Clearly, Bill Belichick’s pro-Trump yet somehow anti-Christian bias blinded him to Tebow’s abilities as a QB.

I’m waiting for the movie.

Our forefathers didn’t fight and die so that generations after their sacrifice we’d stop being irrationally xenophobic against our enemies from that time.

Scot House=an American sissy.

micropenis heard from.

Why do I still expect correct spelling?

You must be so happy with the job Trump is doing.

What if Olynyk really needs new flooring?