Yeah. I’m an idiot. It’s fixed. Thanks.

I am impressed by how he ramps up/down his masculinity based on his hosting job.

Jesse also hosts the Holiday Baking championship/Spring Baking Championship on the food network. He’s so dreamy.

Jesse Palmer was Tim Tebow before Tim Tebow. 

Touts himself as the anti-Obama, yet anything he gets in trouble for is okay because Obama allegedly did it first. Which is it, motherfucker? You can't have it both ways. 

Oh god, can you imagine if Obama even made a typo before his morning coffee? It would be absolute proof that he’s a Muslim born in Kenya and also that all black people are less intelligent and also probably he’s an illuminati lizard person.

And he had a sense of humor along with a quick wit.

Remember when Our President was smarter than most of us? And could read? And write? Remember what it was like to have an intelligent President?

Thank you! It’s hot Jason-on-Jason action; how much excuse do bad puns need?

“I’ve medea my mind up, Jason. Argonaut gonna do it, so fleece stop asking.”

How chubby is Zion going to get towards the end of his career? I’m thinking Oliver Miller.

This dude already has 20 pounds on Dwight (without the height) - and he can hit threes. Free throws even!

Well you're wrong so there's that. 

This is only happening because he’s throwing it down with such superhuman force that it’s creating a backdraft behind the ball which is causing the netting to be sucked up towards his incoming dunk and creating a meniscus effect at the rim of the basket, deflecting his dunk out of the hole.

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

Given the nature of politics surrounding the state of Israel in the American context, Prof. Hill should have known that black intellectuals, politicians, clergy, activists and entertainers are not allowed nuance when criticizing Israel’s treatment of the Palestinian people. For black people you are either pro-Israel…

It reminded me of when my neighbor’s dogs used to get “stuck together” when I was a kid.

Well it is one of the most backward states in the union. Why is that there seems to be a correlation between how backward a state is and how conservative it is? Heck, it’s almost like there could be causation.

Throw on some mumps for a truly vintage look.

Well your child is permanently crippled now, but not autistic. Great parenting.