Someone on here got very, unreasonably angry at me the time I tried to make an Elders of Zion reference in a joke about this guy, so I feel compelled to get very, unreasonably angry at you now.

A Michigan State fan looking the other way as a young athlete is abused?  Not exactly breaking news.

No. Stop.

Jalen has since expressed his displeasure with grocery stores selling fresh food, dogs barking at squirrels, and fathers saying, “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”

And this is how Trump’s anti-media propaganda propagates whether you believe it or not.

Spending a week off to wander around Jacksonville seems a little harsh. 

And remember, DJ is making $2.5MM this year, while they players are making DON’T YOU EVEN SPEAK OF MONEY YOU UPPITY GOONS. YOU GET AN “EDUCATION.”

This is essentially conservative sociology wrapped up tightly in a single sentence 

Muschamp knows Durkin personally and not once has Durkin caused him to exercise to over-exertion and death so Durkin must be innocent.

I stand by my previous allegations.

Anonymous sources are only acceptable when it comes to smearing some kid’s draft stock for “character concerns.”

You can really feel the electricity and sense the gravity of this confrontation.

“It’s a certain point where you fucking just do everything could do, and shit still don’t go your way. That’s how I felt about that game. I felt like we did everything. We outgained them in every phase, and then shit just happened like a fucking turnover on the five yard line going into the half, or a delay of game…

“Hey man, we’re not THAT close.”

If Deadspin had a comment hall of fame, this would at least on the ballot.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

If only there were some factual, quantifiable way to determine that Jones’ policy is both horridly racist and dipshit dumb. But that method doesn’t exi-

> I want that fucker to burn. I want to see his ass in an orange jumpsuit behind bars, because that is where he belongs.

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the…

The thing the NFL owners don’t seem to get (and maybe the most clear point of Trump’s whole life) is that he views everything as a zero sum game. One person wins and one loses.
Take the USFL as an example, his end goal was to screw nearly every other owner with him taking one of the only wins in gaining an NFL team.…