I’m getting almost as tired of pointing this out as I am of noticing it in the first place but goddamn can you imagine the nationwide conservative meltdown if Obama did this? And by this I mean any of this? Like literally anything Trump has done, ever?

Oh, and he’ll get lower. No doubt.

It’s like us lapsed Catholics getting ready to nail the “and also with you” only to hear everyone else say “and with your spirit” or whatever. You’ve picked the easiest part to demonstrate your in-groupness, but totally faceplant the landing.

Your lip-reading skills are excellent and you’ve transcribed his gibberish perfectly. But a WH source has revealed the lyrics he practiced all morning while watching ‘Good Morning Moscow with Boris & Natasha’ on RT. So, what he was trying to sing was:

This needs the button that allows us to give you 1000 Stars at a time.

It’s all embarrassing, but at the very end when he belts out the “HOME” in “home sweet home” with confidence and then completely whiffs on the “sweet,” is just brutal. Like really dude, you couldn’t anticipate the “sweet”? Not only is “home sweet home” one of the most common American idioms, the phrase is earlier in…

“You first!” -Jesus

He has given us so many reasons to be ashamed we’re Americans over the past year and a half, but he may have hit a new low here.

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

This is the most reasonable analysis I’ve read.

This whole thing is just a continuation of his beef stemming from the USFL days. The NFL wouldn’t let him in their club back then (because they knew he sucked), and so now he’s using his position to enact some form of revenge.

He was the backup punter, too!

I liked your comment even though I wanted Danny White to have a title.

Not surprising...

Yes, it appears the research shows that traumatic brain injuries can lead to neurodegenerative diseases such as ALS as well as CTE and Alzeimer’s.

I was 11 when Clark made that catch. It broke my heart but I’ve come to appreciate the play and that 49er team. RIP Dwight Clark.

Dammit. Godspeed, sir. Godspeed.

I don’t like Dolores this season, but I, on a very visceral level, wanted to see her kill Charlotte.

Dolores has not been my favorite character this season, but I think I love her for wiping that perma-smirk off Hale’s face, if only for a little while.