I haven’t seen a cat this shredded since Donald Trump’s pig roast.

Or when they have to sit two wide in the bed of a pickup.

I have nothing truly productive to add to this conversation, only the hope that the motherfucker hurries up and chokes to death on a cheeseburger. Or strokes out or whatever, but I want him to die in a poetically grotesque way.

Ya but in their defense they only burn your store down because of incompetence, not spite. 

This is exactly right.
He’s a protection racket that still burns your fucking store down after you pay him.

yes, but her emails...

This reminds me of one of the debates when Hillary pointed out some of Trump’s frauds and his response was “Then you should’ve made it harder for me to do it.”

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

He lived long enough to be the villain.

I think that even the biggest Jordan fans among us would have to AT LEAST make him a 1A 1B situation if he takes this horrid Cavs team to a championship over the Warriors this season. Despite the losing record, you can honestly say that Jordan never, ever came close to doing that.

I don’t get how people still hate this guy. It’s just stubbornness and contrarianism.

At what point do we call him the GOAT? Sure he’s lost a bunch of finals, but LeBron has carried some shitty-ass teams to the finals.

Kevin Love’s mother is here.

The fact that the victim stuck around after all that is amazing. I’ll take any excuse to quit a workout and go home.

Craven fucking cowards.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Please leaf.

Friendly reminder that it’s important to plantain your composure when you’re on the court.

OF COURSE one of her children is named Jaxson.