Dana Loesch- how much do you want to bet she jogs around her gated community in camouflage workout gear?

Imagine living in a world where a professional athlete doesn’t have to put up money to pay for the funerals of children who were slaughtered for the crime of going to school.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Take your star, damn you.

Just trying to rattle the pitcher.

That was hisssssterical

Shades of a young Larry Boa.

That’s speciesist.

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

You should see yourself out.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is that bullshit? Dinosaurs and human silhouettes didn’t even exist at the same time, dude. 

That gator would love to make a hole in one................of those deer.

“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

somebody alert Scott Pruitt to stop this unacceptable recycling

Don’t feel sorry for Skip Bayless. That guy’s an asshole.

I feel sorry for the people who miss out on the enjoyment from watching this greatness because the don’t like Lebron for some dumb reason.

Fun fact: stagehands are unionized, hired internally among family members (often they will be 3rd/4th generation) and 99.9% are racist misogynist white men from NJ/Long Island/Connecticut who don’t give a flying fuck about theater or opera or whatever they work on.

I love Rondo, but the stats guy for the Pelicans really loves Rondo. I’d have given him 16 assists, I can see a liberal argument for 18. But if you pass to someone who then has to make a move involving changing directions, it is not an assist.

“Endangered everyone’s lives”
Being drunk/high is a fair thing to complain about, but sounds like Ms. Gorman is the type of person that wants to “speak to your manager” when you tell her there’s no sales going on.