I’m a fan of your work but this... this is something special. Well done, sir.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Well, that means they are going to have to ship all those Patriots Super Bowl Champions t-shirts somewhere in the third world, like South Boston.

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

I think there’s a significant difference between you as a parent disciplining your own child for their behavior and someone else calling them out as “an annoying little pissant”. It’s not wrong to call the child out for their behavior in a respectful manner but no, you don’t call someone else’s child “an annoying…

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

I’m sure as fuck not watching the documentary to find out but, the important question: WAS Brady’s daughter “being an annoying little pissant”? 

what you just saw was mileek inheriting the earth.

If the Cavs told Kyrie tough shit last summer and he was still on the roster...they’d still be the same band of dysfunctional pricks they currently are. But, and this is important, they’d be a considerably more talented band of dysfunctional pricks, and would have greatly increased the possibility that they could have…

“So I got to work on my relationship with The Mej and trying to even the keel out. I gotta learn how to deal when I get my Salah tossed.”

He definitely drank the whiskey drink, the vodka drink...

Not the comment we needed, but the comment we deserved.

Nice change of pace to see a Philadelphian subjected to a battery.

No shit. Fucking costume guy in The Shining right there.

Fuck off. Trump didn’t win Philly. Or Pittsburgh. He carried everything in between. You know what that area is called up here? Alabama.

That was an unexpected ending.

Cowboy fan.

Dad?