Between the handcuffs, cuckolding, facial, (presumably) interracial, and back seat of a vehicle in South Florida, I’m counting at least five PornHub categories in this article.

He’ll probably get off...

Racism. When Greg Olsen threatens to jizz in a woman’s eye, he gets nominated for the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Anderson now facials up to a year in jail.

Finding out and quoting how many days the average person lives sounds petty.

Comparing Pierce to one of the biggest assholes on the planet does not prove your point.

Bitch please. Jay Cutler looked at that dead ass dolphin and was like, “I choke harder than that in the preseason, bro.” He then threw a pick six to the already dead dolphin.
Dude’s elite.

Ryan Tannehill just tore a ligament laughing at your comment.

My favorite part of this story is the part where I can’t read it because GMG uses ad networks that pop up shit like this that won’t let you navigate off the page or get rid of the pop-up without totally closing the browser and starting over. It helps the reader empathize with Tonya Harding’s grit and determination.…

The only people who truly love Williams are his family and Vikings fans

That is awesome and heartwarming. Williams is still a young player and was doing a really good job before that error in judgement. It is good to see the fanbase just embrace that and support him right now as I don’t think there are a lot of people harsher on him over that decision than himself.

This is nice, especially all the signs for Williams:

Bravo

Just to call out my original point as small sample size, there is a reason one of these four teams has been to seven straight conference championship games and the other three have never won a super bowl. It isn’t defense. It is too hard to maintain a good defense to be a real dynasty. Too many guys to pay under the…

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

The only way I can rationalize it is that the Safety thought he was coming in too early and didn’t want the PI, and then subsequently fucked everything up.

QB is unquestionably the most important position in sports. You can’t win consistently without a great QB.

I hope he submitted to the concussion protocol, that was a perfect example of a fencing response if I ever saw one.

I don’t blame her. It’s probably hard as hell to hit a tennis ball while upside down.