I call him Sitting Bull because he’s been sitting in a chair for so many years and because I’m a racist who likes using the names of famous Native Americans as an insult.

Yeah, but it’s a joke. They’ve actually announced their hire before they intend to comply. They’ll interview some black guy walking by the facility, claim he didn’t have enough experience, and hire who they wanted anyway.

So who was their Rooney rule interviewee?

I WAITED ALMOST TWO DECADES AND NOW I CAN FINALLY SEE THEM LOSE A WILDCARD GAME AT LAST

me texting at the 2-minute warning: “I can’t believe I’m here rooting for Andy fucking Dalton”
me yelling at TV 1 minute later: “YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING GINGER PRINCE!!!”

fuck yeah, Andy Dalton i love you (and I haven’t even had a drink yet)

Interesting. I’ve been in the tax business and all is was thinking was “ boy o boy that’s a lot of people who need help filing their returns. I hope they all get the right advice”

Are we sure Darnold isn’t already a Browns QB?

trigger happy police, this would never happen in europe. Better trained officers

I came here to say the same thing. The police and the caller are both criminally liable. If a man answers the door peacefully and is then exexuted, that is terrible police recruiting / training / practice. We now know from the Daniel Shaver case that police are eager to open fire, and treat civilian lives as…

All true. I grew up in a law enforcement family.

There are rules, regulations, and training programs that pertain to trigger discipline.

They fail more often than they should.

That said, if the dipshit who made the call hadn’t been butthurt over a fucking game, this particular instance of awfulness wouldn’t have…

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

I haven’t seen a player this motivated for revenge since Charles Jefferson...

I had the same thought. If you give people chairs like that, what did you expect would happen? Come on.

Players witnessed Harrison sleeping in a recliner during position meetings and snoring loudly while outside linebackers coach Joey Porter tried to teach

I hope to Google “rome apples”to see if you were being “missing the joke guy”. My appleogies

Eli (Manning) promptly overthrows the cone by 10 yards...

Cancer is what you get when you repeatedly keep the doctor away

You shouldn’t listen to all that Jazz. If you fired up your McIntosh you could see that he lived a tough life as evidenced by the fact that was raised by his Granny Smith (not his real grandmother as you could tell from the name because his real grandma died on her way to a Gala). I think he just needs to figure out…

You guys, don’t blame Apple for making those ill-advised statements. Clearly his internal processor was slowed down by forces outside his control.