Tony Romo was also hurt during the play.

Technology is incredible these days. I didn’t think it was possible to mic up Art Briles’ conscience.

I haven’t seen backpedaling that awkward since my dad realized mid-rant that he was talking about immigration policy to a guy whose last name was Ramirez.

Upon hearing of Miller’s assault on a septuagenarian, a saddened Emmitt Smith stressed the need to respect all religions.

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

Awwww, you're so full of shit.

Lol, who describes themselves as “a foremost civil rights activist”? Are you the ghost of Martin Luther King or Wangarri Maathai? More likely the doucgebag dreadlocked white dude who talks about being in an Occupy Wall St. drum circle like he served in ‘Nam.

Yea I kinda doubt you are “foremost a civil rights activist” if you're trying to downplay the discrimination LGBT folk have dealt with in this country.

The first thing civil rights activists don't do is compare atrocities among the oppressed.

This will also be my face when Finebaum is suspended from his show for a week, and his listeners go on Twitter to complain about his First Amendment rights being violated by big government...

The older I get, the more I realize that things are fucked up because older people are allowed to be in charge and have a say in things. Hearing Finebaum say this is about as surprising to me as hearing someone’s grandma wax poetic about when everything was still segregated.

Ah yes, keyboard social justice warriors, stoking the flames of the horrid injustice of punishing people for raping unconscious women.

Hint for future reference: trying to claim that being a SJW is a bad thing makes you look like a jackass.

Student athlete sexually assaulting passed out/sleeping women without consequence... Sounds like he’s already having the “college experience.”

Word has it he has already been accepted at Baylor.

Shout out to the woman at around 1:40 screaming “Go to Kansas!” You’re the real MVP.

+1 holy fucking shit that was a good joke.

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

Lochte tore up a gas station and somehow *he* is the victim? GTFO. Getting a gun pulled on you for something like that isn’t just a third world thing. Try that at an inner-city convenience store here in the US. Lochte’s lucky he didn’t get shot.