I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil.

More or less high than you were 4 minutes ago?

In his mind, he has not done anything wrong because in his mind, football is more important than the “alleged” sexual assault and rape of non-football players. In fact, those girls should be “putting out” so that football players “can let off some steam.” Those kids are under a lot of pressure, ya know.

I get the general policy. As a professional athlete, nothing motivates me and boosts my self esteem more than having people forced to cheer for me. Sincere applause just doesn’t cut it. It’s hard to explain to non-professional athletes.

Yeah but you’d think maybe they’d get exempted from the policy? Seems like they weren’t, if I read it right. Stupid policy, as you say, and even stupider enforcement of said policy.

Hey, KU football, Gale Sayers isn’t walking thru that door. Nor is Mark Mangino, though for another reason.

Kitchenette dying was the saddest thing. And I say that as a white middle-aged motorcycle enthusiast who cooks like twice a year.

Oh yeah, he mad. Real mad.

In all fairness, the midwest is Satan’s humid shitter in the summer and a frozen hellscape in the winter.

About 10 years ago I lived with a sketchy roommate. Shithole apartment, but this guy drove a new Infinity and his first name and last name were the same name. And a quick description of what he did made me think he was into some pretty illegal shit. “I help college aged Bulgarians get into the country…and I do their…

Dick Fiddler, are you mad? You seem mad.

I’d prefer not to think of the genesis of your repetitive motion elbow issues, to be honest.

Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

So bascially, it’s like a typical Tuesday for me.

Oh it’s a great one. You can get choked out by a semi-nude fellow wrestler while covered in oil.

We’d take the gold in the folding table suplex

Buffalo residents will travel anywhere for cleaner water.

Yet, somehow, we’re the only team that made it to Rio.

Doesn’t count. Everyone who is an actual fan of the Olympics knows that Leonidas is the GOAT. He didn’t have all the fancy accommodations that Olympians have now, like shoes and anti-chaffing nipple tape. Do you know what they did back then if your chaffed nips got infected? They took’em.