A friend of mine in college described a weekend festival she attended by saying everything was harmonious and people were dressed like fairies. There were children and beauty and she figured out the meaning of life. I asked her if she had been shrooming all weekend and she couldn’t believe I guessed correctly.

I’m so glad that that image catches the woodland sprite in the back mid-skip.

I hope it’s the same intern who designed the original Trump-Pencetration logo. I’m sure it’s a staffer who also consistently tells Trump that his “hair is looking great today!”

Thanks!

Until they mentioned Cleveland by name, I assumed this was a joke by someone in San Diego.

I don't think you're in Cleveland. Check a map.

Is anyone on the ground there talking about the Melania plagiarism, or is it only a BFD among those of us who care about things like critical thinking and attributing ideas?

I think you accidentally went to the Great Lakes Medieval Faire down the road.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

It’s the other way around. Take your chances with her than Trump. Hillary is not perfect, and is a lying sack of shit politician, just like all politicians.

Just a point of clarification, but Pickelman’s is a sub shop...she basically got punched at Jimmy John’s. In my mind that makes it sound even worse. You get punched at a bar and it sounds like you were out drinking, and who knows what the circumstances are. She got punched at a sub shop.

Please dont lump the rest of the country with Florida. Its Florida FFS! Haven’t you seen the shitshow news that comes out of that state?

No doubt some of those online pretending to be Bernie supporters and never Hillary are right wingers posing as Bernie supporters.

Hopefully this will send independents and bernie supporters over to Hillary.

So true. I live in Colorado and when I clicked play, I thought, “oh, shit. is there a bear in my car?”

Is this is some weird modern allegory? There are two other Subarus next to the one with the bear. Was the dark one too cold, the red one too hot, but the silver one juuuust right?

Can you sing me to bed please

Bear in a car as happy as can be

You are depriving everyone of Torch’s fantastic prose when they covered this story on Jalopnik the other day: