It’s the other way around. Take your chances with her than Trump. Hillary is not perfect, and is a lying sack of shit politician, just like all politicians.

Just a point of clarification, but Pickelman’s is a sub shop...she basically got punched at Jimmy John’s. In my mind that makes it sound even worse. You get punched at a bar and it sounds like you were out drinking, and who knows what the circumstances are. She got punched at a sub shop.

Please dont lump the rest of the country with Florida. Its Florida FFS! Haven’t you seen the shitshow news that comes out of that state?

No doubt some of those online pretending to be Bernie supporters and never Hillary are right wingers posing as Bernie supporters.

Form of: A losing ticket!

As someone who grew up in Indianapolis I do apologize.

Blunder Twin powers, activate!

Hopefully this will send independents and bernie supporters over to Hillary.

I love that his proof is that two thirds of smokers don’t die from smoking related diseases. I’m sorry, is there another habit I can pick up that has over a 30% chance of killing me? I guess alcohol if I take it really seriously.

I’m afraid it’s a) 2000 and b) tobacco.

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

I heard Trump was nervous & tried to pull out at the last minute. Probably worried he’d get Pence pregnant. He’s not big on science.

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.

They’re an interesting hair duo, I’ll give them that. Bird’s Nest and the Iron Helmet. It’s like a superhero team with the combined powers of racism and homophobia.

So true. I live in Colorado and when I clicked play, I thought, “oh, shit. is there a bear in my car?”

Is this is some weird modern allegory? There are two other Subarus next to the one with the bear. Was the dark one too cold, the red one too hot, but the silver one juuuust right?

Can you sing me to bed please

Bear in a car as happy as can be

You are depriving everyone of Torch’s fantastic prose when they covered this story on Jalopnik the other day: