Show me Aristotle getting a full Brazilian, and I’ll show you someone who’s waxing philosophically.

Jeaheez Mom! Now my friends have to stay in Brazilian jail, thanks a lot. Also, I don’t even like the cherry fruit roll ups you got me, you’re the worst!

While it was a close shave, Felix is probably lucky she didn't get the full Brazilian.

Thank you, this has been my question. I see no motivation for them to make up this story. Even the people who say it’s fake don’t seem to have any reason why they would make it up.

Everyone keeps saying this, but I don’t understand. Was there some sort of story going around that Lotche was with prostitutes or buying drugs? It doesn’t make sense to volunteer a story to cover up something bad if no one was accusing him of bad behavior to begin with.

Serious question: is the GOP just inherently stupid?

Good for the jury to see through his bullshit and laughable defense. “He was too drunk to understand his actions”. Meanwhile, this scum sucker managed to pass out condoms to the other players, took video of the crime and sent it to friends as it was going on. He was sober enough to understand not leaving dna…

Hope my girls get the grades to gain admission to Wellesley.

The first amendment didn’t kill anybody either, but you’re still not allowed to yell fire in a crowded fucking theater.

I’m pretty sure President #1 killed the idea of a standing army and if you want an armed populous you should have to arm wrestle the ghost of Washington. Hint: You don’t in against a ghost.

NEMESIS!!!

Somehow I feel like writing a show more in line with the reality of the actual nightmare it is to work for Nasty Gal would be way funnier.

Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.

Ouch. I hope her Sinn’s Fein.

Assuming the guy doing the filming was doing roughly the speed limit, and he seems to be keeping pace with the guy up ahead of him so it seems like a reasonable assumption... then the guy being harassed is passing at a reasonable rate of overtake in the left lane and therefore is doing pretty much exactly as he should…

The victim here has chosen not to speak, which means she too wants the process to remain confidential. I understand questioning the confidentiality policy of a university when it seems to only be protecting a rapist, but here it also appears to be protecting the victim. If she doesn’t want her name or any of the…

Kelly is very open and frank, as well as self-deprecating. I read to say that NO ONE, not even her, thinks of her in a sexy way. I don’t hear her blaming Kesha for anything.

So, you admit Russia has devolved into a 19th century foreign policy to match their 19th century economy?

Sure, and Russia’s illegal invasion of Georgia, the illegal invasion of Ukraine, the subsequent illegal annexation of Crimea, flying nuclear-capable bombers into sovereign airspaces, simulating nuclear attacks on neighbors, stating that Estonia’s and Lativa’s departure from the Soviet Union was illegal and thus the 2…