For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Just the children?

Well, of course the MMA guy was cagey.

LOL MARTY FOSTER FUCKING HATES JOE MADDON LOLOLOL

unfortunately if we stopped using things from companies who do bad things is that we would be naked, homeless, starving, diseased, and bored

I guess I’m too scarred by all those years of him forming the all-time worst commentator tandem with Snapper Jones. These whippersnappers think they’ve got it bad with Van Gundy and Jackson — and to be fair, they do — but Walton and Jones operated on a higher plane of ruining NBA games.

Back when Bill Walton was calling NBA games I really did not enjoy watching those games. Turns out I really didn’t know him all that well or what he was all about.

No human has ever so precisely straddled the line between endearing and completely insufferable.

The 2000 Presidential Election 

“Tom Brady’s Getting A Raise But Not Actually An Extension”

To be fair, Puig is the type of player to be involved in a brawl despite not being on either team.

That’s a web gem.

“Truly the Cardinal Way has become the way of dishonor.”

Men = Everyone

Listen, fun is fun, but if you’re going to interrupt your kid’s summer league game do it in the time honored and respectable fashion...get into a drunken argument with the official, before taking a few swings at random parents trying to separate the two of you, then storm off to your car screaming, “I’m sorry, I…

LeBron’s celebrations are completely classless. It sends the wrong message to kids that the refs and the league didn’t assess a technical foul on his son’s team because of LeBron’s antics. Follow the rules like everyone else. Because of this star worship, I fell two damned points short of hitting the over.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

if you eat leftover sliders you deserve whatever happens to you

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.