Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

scans for *female orgasm*

If you don’t have any family friendly triathlon jokes, I’m afraid I’m just going to have to ask you to leave.  

12th level Master Kinjatsu-ing right here folks. 

The triathlon part, mostly.  

Well see, that’s where I disagree.  

Sure, says triathlon right there!  

That was a triathlon joke

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

How long have you worked at the White House?

Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a thousand other doors get slammed in your face.

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

Not quite, Frank from Delaware. If you objected to Rapinoe’s celebration, you are FULLY, not partially, responsible for the kidnapping and caging of children.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

At least AD finally got away from that incompetent franchise that squandered his early prime! He’s gonna love playing with DeShawn Stevenson, Jamario Moon, Andris Biedrins, and some other guys I’m currently remembering.

“Even if these brands begin to display softer depictions of what it means to be a man (accountable, fathering, not straight, white, etc.) they are still building an ideal vision of masculinity to sell back to consumers”

That sounds quite European. They’re on the cutting edge of sexual exploration, you know.