why do we not have these kinds of brawls here in the US?

Too bad the rest of the footage from that game is an illegal snuff film

Defensive Holding!

If he’s comparing himself to Banksy because he also destroys things around him to make his work look good, then I would agree.

apples and mandarins

How else are you supposed to ride a bicycle in Australia?

And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling.. wait.

if they’re looking for candidates, i know a guy who has a baseball background as a player and a business background as an exec for a video game company. he’s also got a real handle on social media and can probably procure state funding like a badass.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

Especially when the “critics” are sportswriters. “I had to write a five inch column on how Cam Newton is mentally weak with carpal tunnel in BOTH WRISTS! Did I walk away? NO!”

That kid's name? Lance Armstrong.

I mean, if his parents brought him to a Royals - Orioles game, they obviously don’t love him. This is obviously a case of using the baseball as a substitute for the love he lacks from his parents.

Red red whine

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.