This is kind of a strawman argument. Hound the shit out of Biden about his policies, history, and whether we need another old white dude as president. Demand more liberal policies. All of that is what a primary is for. But do it in a way that does not attack/infer that the reason he sucks is because his mind is…

Roaches by a mile. Though, they are not as gross as (admittedly harmless) house centipedes... it gives me chills thinking of this little fucker climbing my wall... or ceiling... or falling on me in the shower:

You can’t trust what Billyjoejimbob says about that Acer laptop you’ve got your eye on.

My father had an unreasonable and unexplained hatred of Joe Morgan. Yelled at the TV whenever he was announcing and complained bitterly that he was in the hall of fame.

Hot damn that second video. Head down, perfect form. The Marlins should hire this kid to be their hitting coach.

Fuck, marry, kill

“Grow up faggot”

Trump's Caddy is a Cock Too

I hate fucking gas lighting

I am so happy baseball season is back so I can gleefully read every article shitting on the Cardinals.

How does this not have more stars?  Subtle and effective 

Huge fucking spiders, kangaroos, asshole koala bears, and asshole kids. Australia is fucking terrifying.

This is a bad take

Not real long in terms of hitting it a long distance... but he’s real straight and real consistent

He DEFINITELY has a history of not understanding the difference between consenting to do something and not.

I would have responded much more favorably to honey than to vinegar.

Last night I managed to hold onto my cheeseburger and bottle of beer despite tripping over my dog and falling face first into the couch.

“I couldn’t get it up in the air... so I’m not used to that. Just went a little numb” 

Seconded. It’s the prep the night before where you are shitting so much that you are eventually just pissing water out of your ass that kinda sucks.  After a while it gets absurd and all you can do is laugh at what is coming out of you.  

Old man Jimbojoebob trying to identify all the relevant groups of LGBTQIA...