I know Tyson Fury could kill me with only like 10% power, but when he takes his shirt off and shakes, I swear I am looking at my flabby back.

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Does this mean I have to actually enjoy watching Duke this year?  Because I’m not sure if I can handle that.

What the fuck did I just read?

I’m not math genius or engineer or something... but that dumpster looks too small for that whale.  

Shorter solution: Be short... Don’t be tall...

Mick Huckabee? Since when is he Irish?

She might be able to find a Better Man

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred tweets

I have to assume the Lakers are trying an experiment to see which player from the Island of Misfit Toys Lebron kills first.

I totally missed that... personal growth within a single email.  Times change quickly I guess

That first letter won the “I’m not a racist” bingo. It has all the key phrases:

The grammar and punctuation... IT HURTS MY BRAIN!

This comment will fly under the radar I think.

This is a scorching hot take.  Robbie, is that you?

Way to go out on top! A perfect list from top to bottom.

I am aware.  I felt like he is a perfect end to the story, however.

The Story of the 2018-2019 Lakers as told by Jimbojoebob:

We laugh now, but that would be the logical next step. The West Coast Cavs.

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