Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don’t we go
oh I want to take you down to
Kokomo, we’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow
That’s where we want to go, way down in Kokomo

And if you kneel during the anthem you get blackballed from the league for life. Now those are some consistent, not at all arbitrary, punishments.

Kyle Farnsworth’s spear of Paul Wilson says hello:

All I see is the dude from Red Dragon

Finally, the NFL has made it clear that it will not tolerate sexual assault by... **checks notes**... handing him a three game suspension.

In all seriousness- Look at those parents shield their kids. If it were me, I’d say fuck them, and save myself.

Sometimes athletes just catch fire and nothing can stop them.

I hate everyone on this thread.

As a lapsed Catholic, I’m confused. People say “and with your spirit” instead of “and also with you” now? What the hell is that?

I’m Thunderstruck by his suit/tie and shorts combo

Is there something in Cleveland’s water that makes people believe in crazy shit like this and a flat earth (aside from massive amounts of factory waste)?

He is getting this shit from the same place that shit comes from.

Just doing his best Joey Crawford impression.

I didn’t think the Amish were allowed to attend events like this?

Less wind resistance.

Does the California Athletic Commission really just rent out, what looks like, a conference room at a Holiday Inn Express for these types of hearings?

A five punts per game rule would guarantee the Bears finish 0-16.

People do crazy things in rehab.

Periods are your friend.

Never been a huge fan of Nirvana, yet the Unplugged album is one of my top 5 albums ever made. I could listen endlessly on a loop.