Wow, that was a long walk.

She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Abby says men don’t get told to not celebrate after scoring. She’s clearly never heard of The Cardinal Way.

And you certainly don’t run up the score by 13 goals against a team who’s ranked 40 spots below you

USWNT better watch out the next time they have to face Madison Bumgarner.

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

“Please do a solid favor and go do something which is anatomically impossible”

I think Chara’s proven that he can play despite all manner of injuries so long as he still has the two bolts in his neck. 

COTY material 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

“Atkinson said he does not regularly use the N-word.”

This honors my nephew who did two tours of duty with Enterprise. Came back with lead in his finger from a broken pencil tip. He still wakes up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat from nightmares about large families demanding immediate upgrades. I do my part to honor them by being vigilant and reporting…

That was a bold move by Abueva. Let’s see if it pays off.

You buried the lede: there actually is an ESPN “the Cinco”?

Jesus man this vigilante justice stuff in the Philippines is getting out of control.

Probably something to do with the injury disclosure protocol, they don’t want some Doc out there spreading rumors.

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

This is basically the play the Twins used to pick off Ken Griffey Jr in Little Big League isn’t it?

It was cold . . .