Wait... are you mid 90’s me? Because middle school Jimbojoebob loved his Doc Martens.

Just going to leave this here (Mohammad was ejected....). Which one looks worse?

Just gonna leave this here:

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9 and 10.

I hate when crabs get under my skin.

That's a pretty wide net you cast for Chicago... Maybe I am just biased because I lived in there, but Southport Corridor falls into your dimensions and it is 90% families with very little bro overrun from nearby Wrigleyville.

That is EXACTLY what happened with me. My wife and I were in Taiwan visiting family and celebrating our marriage. It is customary for the family to host an elaborate (i.e. as expensive as you can afford) dinner with all of their friends and family.

Top 3:

The best description I've about eating sea urchin was from my father who said it has the texture and taste of baby shit.

So we are questioning if an NBA player is looking in the correct spot on the backboard to make the shot?

I have just enough energy to respond to a few of your comments:

He has been cleared for full contact and has been participating in practice, but as Nick Friedell and Sam Smith are constantly mentioning, Thibs doesn't do a lot of full contact or full speed practices because of how hard they go in games.

There are so many things that critics of Rose say that drive me up the wall. Lets count the ways (warning... it's a long list):

Agreed... though peeing the trough itself isn't the problem. It's the fact that since I started going to Cubs games 20 years ago I don't think they have ever been cleaned.

An entirely different category from "Ballpark" should be created for the Wrigley Field bathrooms and it should be rated in the top 5.

These are the same douchesnozzles that didn't elect Ron Santo until the year after he died despite having equal if not superior stats than 3rd basemen already in the Hall. But mainly because he never won a world series.

That whole Yellowstone chapter in A Short History of Nearly Everything is completely terrifying. I don't have any snark... just thought I'd point that out

HamNo's posts hurt everyone's ears... not just conservatives'.

Ha! Kangaroo court... in Australia!

"We're talking about SCHOOL. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about SCHOOL, not FOOTBALL, not FOOTBALL, not FOOTBALL, but we're talking about SCHOOL. Not FOOTBALL that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last but we're talking about SCHOOL man."- Cardale Jones doing his best Iverson