Aw. I was hoping for Aqua Teen Loki Force.*

I feel like Bob’s Burgers doesn’t get lauded enough. More or less consistent quality across nine seasons, doesn’t rely on asshole characters for its humor, and is generally wholesome and woke. (Congrats, Family Guy, on not making gay jokes any more — Bob’s Burgers had an episode positively featuring trans sex workers…

I want to see him triumph over adversity, but only so I can call him John Courage Mellencamp.

Dominos in the penis and the vagina—I need to reread the rules to Mexican Train...

Watch Norsemen while you’re there. It’s crude but quite funny at times.

I suggest anyone still watching this show to go to Netflix and watch The Last Kingdom. It’s better in every conceivable way.

Ohhhh he said they’re sending rakists. We all misheard.

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be.
Pony-treking or camping
Or just raking the leaves…

See if the cast of BBT all died in some giant freak accident and Bill Mahler wanted to point to them as a source of dumbing-down America I’d find myself reluctantly nodding agreement.

How dare Bill Maher not give Jack Kirby co-credit for destroying society.

Now all I can think is “heidilly ho, leftorinos!”

Henceforth, Frank Reynolds will be recognized as St. Francis of Apeepee.

The key is choosing the right soundtrack.

Erotic thrillers are making a comeback.  

But bustin’ makes me feel good. 

Babe Ruth? I’d have thought Trump would be more of a Ty Cobb type.

John Cusack’s character makes mixtapes using only Kidz Bop songs.

But why go out of your way to reassure those voters that their reasoning wasn’t racist?

Don’t worry, in addition to everything else, I’m sure there will be a dead Ned redemption, too.