Is Craig the brother of Phil?

My money is on @recognitions.

IKR?

“In an effort to make this transition of power as smooth as possible, we’d first like to honor all season ski passes purchased in the Canadian States of America at several of our beautiful resorts. We will also honor many so-called bro deals wherein a verbal agreement to hook you up with a week long river permit in…

Did someone say.. bizzzarro?

Then we could laugh til it Herz.

I mean it’s a subjective list of anticipated upcoming albums, not a comprehensive list of what’s coming out. And since the people making this list have decent taste, Imagine Dragons and Mumford and Sons aren’t gonna come anywhere near that list.

Bullshit that it’s only “white people” who did/do this shit.

T&P to everyone involved, and also to any politicians who might be voted off in the upcoming election because there was really nothing else they could do. 

The great thing about Bossk is because he barely moved during his few seconds on screen, his action figure was the most realistic of them all.

And that monster? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Then why did me have bowl, Charlie, why did me have bowl?!?

Or, have a cardboard cutout of Roseanne say suddenly “I must return to my home planet now” and sort of swoosh upward...

Faygo is as good as anything else and cheaper. And Redpop is fantastic. 

Used to be able to hunt megafauna in central Europe around the LGM. In today’s climate, simply not possible. 

CPR’s founder was a contemporary of CCR, back when everyone was worried about the CCCP, but they didn’t overlap. They’re more associated with the current era’s fear of our own government’s CCTV, though here in the CST a lot more outrage goes to CNN.  

It’s October, so that means like every year: Another new Electric Six album!

This is typically the guy you only find out he exists after he ODs, but glad to know that isn’t the case...I suppose.

Yeah, I’ve jerked off to your present girlfriend dozens of times.