You may think is is funny, but I bet you won’t be laughing when you get jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk.

And how’d that “insurrection” go? Did they find the magical talisman in Nancy Pelosi’s desk that would let Trump stay president?

This is exactly what you guys were saying about Trump in 2016. Then he won and . . . didn’t end American democracy (such as it even exists in the first place).

Best/worst one so far:

Unless you interpret Hunger Games as a verb. “Marvel plans on Hunger Gamesing a screenwriter until they have an X-Men script”. I assume it means “to force someone to participate in bloodsport,” but tbh, I’ve never actually read the books/seen the movies.

I’ve also heard some pretty unsavory rumors about Love. I wouldn’t want to repeat gossip without sources but let’s just say her statements about Jeffrey Epstein seemed a little “doth protest too much” if you catch my drift . . .

The first one is like 90% heavy breathing. Unwatchable.

And if they surrender, what is to stop Israel from finishing the job? Their word ain’t worth shit. We all know they intend to wipe Gaza off the map. The only reason they haven’t yet is because Hamas and the other militant groups have put up a much better fight than the IDF expected. Turns out it’s lot harder to fight…

PR pivot? Is she joining Menudo?

Ah, yes, the Graham Linehan method. Things have turned out real well for him, his career and his family life. Here’s hoping Carano’s experience is similar.

I didn’t even like the first Wonder Woman. Granted, I’m not familiar enough with the Wonder Woman lore to know if it was the film itself I had a problem with or the source material, but after they spent the first 15 minutes of run-time taking a big, steamy shit on Greek mythology I mentally checked out. How the hell…

But can he drive a car, though . . .

You make it sound as the president has no power whatsoever, in which case, why does it even fucking matter?

Biden’s popularity is in the toilet. Pick a name from the phone book, put a (D) next to it and they’ll out perform Biden.

The dude is clearly in decline. You can’t just scream “bigotry” at any and all criticism as if that makes the very real problems go away.

Biden actually did help create the situation back in 2014 when he was VP and Obama’s “point man” on Ukraine . . .

So did Joe Biden move the embassy back or . . .

This is a very bizarre defense of Biden considering that everything you’re talking about happened/is happening under Biden.

If you want leftists to vote against Trump, maybe don’t tell them that Trump wants to dismantle NATO. Because given NATO’s history violently quashing leftist movements in Europe (Operation Gladio) and its current role enforcing US imperial interests, its destruction should be sought by anyone on the left. I know that…

SNL was never that good, but it wasn’t always this bad. And I’m just talking about the writing, not the political views of some of the guests.