COUNTERPOINT: Twitter sucks balls. Let ‘em have it.

The correct term is “bastard”.

Probably high.

I don’t know if he’ll have time to do that though if he goes back to his old Zodiac Killer habits.

Yup. It’s kinda weird it took DNA to settle it, though.

If you’re going to split hairs, I’m going to piss off.

I don’t know what it is, but I always think of Imagine Dragons as a christian rock band without heavy christian lyrics.

Ringo screaming “I’ve got blisters on my fingers!” at the end of “Helter Skelter” is probably the best thing the Beatles ever recorded, so any claim that he wasn’t vital to the band is laughable.

Maybe it’s not ‘can’t forgive’ chipotle - they were never _that_ great to begin with. It’s decent, but their salsa is weak, burritos kind of bland. If there were other flavors to fall back on when the salsa failed to prop the flavor up, it would be better.

It wasn’t and now I can’t remember who it was despite the only two things that take up space in my head being porn and 30 rock

Also, Denny will be replaced by a fully CGI rapping iguana, as Wiseau always intended.

I’m not laying this at the feet of “white people.”

I know, it’s almost like it’s a reflection on us as a society or something.

Straight Outta Christchurch

Is Christopher Plummer available?

“Equanimity”? He’s going to ride a horse?

Peyton Manning is in this? Noted voice actor Peyton Manning?

ok, I guess Dire Straits can go in.

I’d much rather see Rage or MC5 or Judas Priest in, but that’s just my opinion. Different tastes I guess

I can see this argument if we’re talking about decades-old allegations against someone who was in their late teens / early 20s at the time and is middle-aged now, but neither “times were different back then” nor “people grow up” could even theoretically apply here because it was 2005 and Larry King was already 130 at…