I looked at a few pages of Grapefruit, and about all I can see in common with the song Imagine is the word imagine.

These scumbags are proof that there is no god. If there were a god, and if he/she/it were a just god, every scumbag working at/for anyone doing unsolicited calls or emails would explode in their sleep tonite.

The only thing renting saves you from is the responsibility of fixing those problems (with the exception of eminent domain). Every other problem on this list can wreck your life (or at least cause you major inconveniences) whether you own the property or not.

This was one of the great things about growing up in a small town...plenty of dirt roads and pastures to learn how to drive on. Take an old pickup truck and a wet pasture and you’ve got one of the best places in the world for a teenager to learn how to drive without hurting any bystanders (just make sure the…

Should you care what other people (potential employers included) think?

Let’s say that you “sanitize” your Facebook, Twitter, etc. Let’s further say that you start only posting socially acceptable, can’t-offend-anyone posts.

Just in case you want to avoid it, it seems to be this school - http://www.ourkids.net/school/emmanuel-christian-school/1079

Looks like this is the only school that fits the bill.... http://www.ourkids.net/school/emmanuel-christian-school/1079

Fucking hell.... I don’t care what imaginary gods you worship. But if you expect me to change my behavior or to acknowledge your imaginary friends, you’re in for a rude awakening.

Even better - plant a garden. Just make sure you don’t go to jail like this poor lady was threatened with (case ultimately dropped).

“Ignoring the fact that our actions were the direct consequence of their antagonizations. They use these verbal abuses to chide us into physical altercations so that they can hide behind the “law”, and then we are the only ones who get in trouble. “

Just get a sex change and it’s all good....

Free. Free makes a perfect sandwich.

There’s another reason to massage your dogs. It makes them more calm and seems to lessen bad behavior.

Maybe its the black students that are racist.

They are already refugees - just nobody is helping them now.

You are an idiot.

I do the shortest workout of them all.

I saw a video the other day of a man in a kayak being charged repeatedly by a small hammerhead shark. He was stabbing at it with a paddle, but that had little effect.

I just use one of the hundreds of plastic tupperware bowls that I have that have no tops.

I just use one of the hundreds of plastic tupperware bowls that I have that have no tops.

You don’t need a scale to monitor weight. Use a mirror instead.

You don’t need a scale to monitor weight. Use a mirror instead.