Do you really find this funny? It’s not, and it could have been so good. The response clips they used have nothing to do with the questions. With the plethora of Alex Jones quotes to use, they could have made the actual dialog make sense.

fuck all these ego maniac celebs and billionaires

Paypal and Ebay are the scum of the internet. If you haven’t been screwed by them yet, you have not used either as a seller for long or often enough. Can’t wait until Paypal is no longer Ebay’s only payment option.

Wait, what the hell is “bread cheese?” That looks identical to queso blanco (frying/grilling cheese), except rebranded to not sound foreign so it can be marketed to yuppies at Whole Foods.

I recently discovered Daiya cheese substitutes. They are so good most of the time I just call it cheese and leave off the word “substitute.” They’re vegan, but I eat it mainly because I’m lactose intolerant. Yesterday I had the best pizza I’ve eaten in decades.

Yes, just complained about this in the other article, but so disappointed that Assistant launched without this!

“I requested the $50,000 in back pay and travel expenses the company owes me plus a reasonable 3 months severance and Chuck refused.”

I’m going to create a bounty to discover which of them is lying!

Well, according to every other commenter here, I am apparently a complete moron because I actually found this funny and entertaining.

You obviously have no idea of the habits of the average computer user who is mostly a dumbass.

This is simply not true for most people. You are assuming that people will not click on the blatantly obvious fake ads or downloads for flash player which ends up being a virus. I’m a systems admin and deal with the removal of viruses constantly. To say that anyone can just forgo any antivirus solutions is ignorant.

I work in crisis management for one of the big tech giants and this is remarkably unlikely, especially given their wording. I’ve known people that have made larger mistakes (hell, I myself once took out email for all of our partners for a good seven hours a long time ago) - the key is in whether another person in the…

You don’t know Amazon then. If I were a betting man, I’d say he keeps his job and just gets counseled. Failure can be a learning opportunity.

In the third year of my marriage to my husband, I slept with his best friend.

You will be missed, Alan. Godspeed!

I know plenty about android phones seeing as how I’ve owned about 7 of them. All I’m seeing in this comment section are excuses from people who are used to paying a premium for a phone that can’t even get timely updates.

almost makes too much sense.

So, combine a curved shower curtain and a curved shower curtain rod......