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Alien Astronauts Ate My Brain
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once a baby is born, I’m going to be there for that child. That’s where I become a right-to-lifer.”

As a white woman, I would also like an answer to this...like noooooo.

Just knowing this is making Trump miserable is its own reward. I can only hope now they stop making Diet Coke.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in the White House right now. Or in any of the living rooms of Republican politicians who first abandoned and then reendorsed Roy Moore. You just showed your willingness to support a child molester, and now don’t even have a Senate seat to show for it. Sometimes you do get what you deserve!

HA! I’m just kidding. They never are silenced.

I sensed a sudden disturbance in the Farce...as if a million pedophile-cheering bigots were crying out in anguish...and then were silenced...

As someone else who lives in Alabama, it is a third-world state, with metrics like education, infant mortality, and poverty placing it squarely in the company of many third-world nations, and I’m not sure where you’re missing the burnt necks and Confederate flags because I see them every single day, and I live in the

From the report:

No chance the symptoms are the same and the women just don’t have the luxury to lay on the couch all day? This sounds like excellent science. /s

This has been my working theory
Women put up with pain on the regular. Not just periods but all kinds of other stuff. Like I have a friend that got an IUD and she says it feels like an animal clawing inside her womb trying to get out(!!!??!!). But I have to ask her this - she won’t even mention it. Despite being very

Here, I’ll help: you shouldn’t agree with this. The estimated cost of a manned mission to the Moon is $100B. That is more than five years of NASA budget. If you allocated them an extra $100B, NASA could fund every program on its Discovery, New Frontiers, and Flagship lists (including the longshot ones), put landers on

The Upside Down World still manages to leave me speechless.

Can you imagine someone coming out of a coma that begin in 2015? What they must be thinking? Pretty much the same thing I think every day; that America has lost it’s damn mind.

Did you just get out of a coma 20 minutes ago?

Bïeryoncé is not her name nor her brand.

I’d be more sympathetic if Beyoncé weren’t so keen on using other people’s artistic property without crediting or paying them, herself.

I do not believe that Mueller will go near any claims of sexual predation.

Esquire used to have this column called “The Indefensible Position”—maybe they still do, I haven’t seen it in a while. I’ll be that guy today, not in a jerk way, hopefully, but just to run it up the flagpole to see who burns it down/shoots it/assaults it/sues it/screams at it until that nerve shows in their forehead

Because Ken Starr is a putrid, partisan hack of a human being and deserved every ounce of flack that he got. The Baylor rape scandal and coverup just confirmed it for anyone not wearing Republican glasses.

Imagine if God were real, and instead of a rapture They just come down from heaven and whap these evangelical dolts on the nose with a rolled up magazine.