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Planning amd access to affordable healthcare.

Hey now, jack Johnson is a nice guy- just a surfer who got lucky with music and knows it. And he loves playing for kids. The curious George soundtrack is a delight. Full disclosure though- I’ve met the guy a few times and he seems almost embarrassed to be recognized.meanwhile, we got ed over here famewhoring it up.

Sometimes you have to give the devil her due. For all his faults and complicity, Spicey never looked remotely comfortable having to be this administration’s Goebbels. But Huckabee is a natural, because she’s a stone cold sociopath.

I don’t give a single fuck about Ed Sheeran (whoever the fuck this guy is) or the royal family and their asinine rules for decorum. Why does anyone care about any of this? This stupid man has dumbfuck rules about handshakes? What for? Spoiler alert, people, this asshole and his family is not better than you or me. Why

+1, from hell, which I guess is just Where I Live Now.

HAHAHAHAH. EVERYTHING IS BAD.

My kingdom for a transcript! I just can’t get into podcasts. If I could get into podcasts, I’d listen to radio.

Donald Trump blocked me on Twitter in August 2015.

It can’t, not legally. The executive branch can’t spend money Congress hasn’t appropriated. That was the core of the Iran-Contra scandal, which involved siphoning off money for an initiative that Congress expressly refused to fund. Reagan should have been impeached for it, but things were different then.

...and brother to the head of the Department of Education.

I don’t get how Trump can dictate hat another sovereign nation calls its OWN GODDAMN CAPITAL CITY!!! It’s like if Trump decided to simply call Mar A Lago The Winter White Ho.u.... scratch that, as if he called the BedminsterGolf Club in NJ The summmer White H.......shit

From the Intercept Article:

Roy Moore blocked Doug Jones on twitter. This man, who is applying for a job where he will need to represent an entire state and her citizens, blocked his opponent on twitter.

For me, I’d love to see a David Lynch (or Lynchian, if he’s not available when we’re ready as a nation to really dissect it) HBO miniseries production.

For Trump, we’d need someone who’s willing to go full on, crazy person method acting. Someone willing to gain unhealthy amounts of weight and dive into the damaged

This is...I have no words. This is why evil rich people should not be in charge of anything. Why shit on people who help in a crisis?

He did it on purpose. He wants the debate. Because he’s an asshole.

Religious beliefs should have no weight or meaning in modern jurisprudence.

In accordance with those beliefs, Phillips will not make Halloween cakes, “Anti-American” cakes, or cakes featuring profanity. Central to Phillips’s argument is that Colorado’s laws amount to the state compelling speech.

This is really where the Church of Satan needs to come in and refuse to, I don’t know, sell vitamins to divorced people or some shit because it violates their religious beliefs. Religious conservatives seem to forget that when you enact laws giving powers to religion, it also means religions other than yours.