jilljitsu
Alien Astronauts Ate My Brain
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I want to say that the collective USA doesn’t deserve John Oliver, but women sure do. He’s beyond amazing.

We just need John Oliver to host future Presidential debates.

Seriously, I was just thinking about which dog happened upon this contraband. He must have been thrilled. “I’m a good boy!!!!!”

I really want the US to suffer for this law, like businesses not able to fill positions because not enough qualified applicants can visit/travel here. It’s the only way people will listen.

This is why old people shouldn’t be in charge.

Yup - the Night Witches were some badass Nazi-killing Bitches:

Exactly. Trump can be Trump in jail.

... Who told this sweet summer child that Taylor “Kanye was mean to me” Swift was even in the running for bad bitchitude?

Obviously, I don’t know for sure how any of this works, but I know if I was Mueller I’d have all those indictments ready to go for sure. He’s only going to get one bite at the apple before Trump fires him. If he hits Jared Kushner, Steve Bannon, Mike Pence, anyone else in the inner circle, then Trump is going to try

It’d be a far shorter list to just name the WoC who AREN’T badder than Taylor Swift.

What about Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the Soviet sniper who slew >300 Nazis? Hell, you could easily do an entire section just on Russian women from WW2 alone, among other units they had an all-female night-time bomber regiment that the Germans dubbed the Nachthexen (“Night Witches”).

These are also the same people who claim that multiple cities in the US today are “under Sharia law.” Which, I don’t understand why they care so much about it. Under (their stereotypical interpretation of) Sharia law, you can force girls to marry older men, stone gay people, teach religious zealotry in schools . . .

I understand that a person like that doesn’t want to risk their position but, dude. Just release the tape and put up a GoFundMe page that says “I’m the The Apprentice producer who released the tape of Trump using the n-word and got him impeached. Put my kids through college.” Boom, done.

There’s no rock bottom for the hardline GOP. As long as non-white/non-straight/non-male/non-rich people don’t get a fraction of what they’ve got, they’ll cast their votes for whomever they believe will protect the children/sanctity of marriage/rights of white people/etc.

So sorry you’re stuck in that awful place. I think you’re pretty right; Alabamans will elect him, and we’ll continue looking down on them for electing him, and they’ll take a fucking joy out of “pissing off the libs” for electing him.

Billy lost both his career and his marriage over this tape. He knows it’s real. And, I agree with you, is speaking up because Trump dumbly - stupidly - tried to claim it was faked. It’s probably better for Billy 2.0 to acknowledge this tape and go on the offensive, but as a person who saw a lot of consequences for

I disagree. In a world where people are insisting Roy Moore is innocent soely because he says he’s innocent, the worst thing we can do is let his lies go unchallenged.

MAGA = Mueller Ain’t Goin’ Away

GOP = Gross Old Pedophiles

It would be an instant firing if a reporter shouted a reasonable question: “Senator McConnell! you’ve now concluded that child molestation is acceptable behavior for a republican senator; did you try it out yourself?”