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You sit there and talks about respect for the nation, the flag, the troops.

“I had a very respectful conversation with the widow of Sgt. La David Johnson, and spoke his name from beginning, without hesitation!”

I really liked REI’s statement last year. “We will be closed. The National Parks won’t be. Go outside, dammit!”

Also, comprehensive sex education and free condoms for anyone who wants them in readily accessible locations.

I’m pretty sure asshole is the answer.

It may be dementia, but until White House doctors/psychologists quit lying about it for political gain, I’m going with the previous diagnosis, which is that he is the healthiest candidate ever to run for president in history. I am not giving Trump the benefit of the doubt. He is a shitty, terrible person until proven

Funny, I wish every day for him to spontaneously combust. Different strokes...

Working on my daughter’s Halloween costume this week. She’s dead set on troll. Still have some more work on the headpiece and the dress, but I’m almost done!

I’ma give you a star for “carhole”

Correction: “twot” (American) means ladyparts. “twaat” (British) means stupid person. The meaning changes with the pronunciation. A twaat can have a twot. snerk.

“Vampires (3) are excellent spokespeople for skincare, but drinking blood as a means of sustenance probably won’t go over with the wellness crowd.”

Anyone blaming the weather forecasters or claiming that they’re party to a conspiracy — and that includes Lexi, whoever she may be — is indeed an idiot. Otherwise, I agree with you.

I am a Florida resident just outside Tampa. I am no fan of Rick Scott but if there is one thing I have to give him credit for it’s management of this storm response. The government has offered resources upon resources to get people out of their homes that are willing to evacuate. They have assistance to get people to

People with disabilities, the elderly, people in labor, people who have pets, people who are first responders or in the medical profession, people who couldn’t get gas in time or whose car broke down, people whose jobs wouldn’t wait for them to come back, there’s a lot of reasons and ways you could end up staying when

Uh, what is this? Let’s base an entire article on hurricane Irma on one girl’s twitter rants? Lexi, weathermen use these things called models because it’s impossible to predict where a hurricane will go as it’s traveling hundreds of miles. I was sick yesterday and did nothing but watching MSNBC and CNN. The governor

St. Petersburg resident Jeff Beerbohm, 52, told the AP yesterday. “As usual, the weatherman, I don’t know why they’re paid.”

Jesus Pete, the models show what the storm is *likely* to do, they are models. You can’t complain in one breath that the storm could pull a Charley and turn, and in the next breath that no one can predict it. You make the best plans for yourself with the info you have. I detest our governor as much as the next

For the people without the means or option to leave, my heart breaks.

My ‘something good’ is that I got out of the house. That’s always my ‘something good’.

Well done YOU!