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I got a cat! It’s my very first pet of my own (not my parents). She’s feisty and sassy and fun and extra cuddly in the mornings.

I am always pissed off when people are all “Why didn’t they just leave?” Well, let me tell you as someone who could have been in that position. Where are you going to go? You don’t have a car...you rely on public transportation...whoops..that’s stopped running. Maybe you have relatives that can come get you, but

I will be extremely pissed if either CNN or MSNBC gives Christie a job. Let him go to Fox. Interview him every once in awhile but for christ’s sake no Chris Christie punditry.

I hope there is a third season... not that I want to trap her in a gilded prison of her own making, but god, I love that show!

Steve Carell is a highly underrated serious actor.

Did you know she was part of the 1998 and 2002 Winter Olympics ski team?

Have heart — I see signs that the pendulum may be swinging back the other way. After Harvey, there has been a LOT of public backlash against evangelical churches (aka Trump supporters whose views on sin and suitability for public office have ~*~magically~*~ changed over the past two years, whoda thunk it).

Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping,

I think Anthony Atamanuik* captured it best on Twitter:

I actually had an offer of a green card marriage from a New Zealander many years ago. I turned it down because you know...legal stuff. Of course, I visited NZ later and have been kicking myself ever since.

Someone please point me to a country that has its shit together so that I can arrange a not-at-all-shady marriage and escape this madness

“God’s got this.”

I tell you it’s dementia, dammit. That day-glow dipshit is going to kill us because he can’t pass a clock test.

CONFIRMED: Otis is a good boy.

Am I the only one here who would fuck the hell outta Littlefinger?

Aw man, I thought that was cake, the prettiest cake I’d ever seen. I’d totally eat that soap btw.

Nothing to contribute, but your soap totally made me want an ice cream sandwich. It’s very pretty and I love bergamot!

Hi all, I’ve been trying to come back here to comment more although it seems to go in waves (when you’ve been grey for years it is sometimes hard to keep posting, although I know that posting is of course what will change that). What is everyone else making this weekend? I’ve been on a soap making kick lately; this

That little bish was trying to look like Kylie Minogue, but nooo, hell nooo

You need to see the map. In democratic San Antonio two neighbors on the same block go to two different polling areas. In Houston it’s worse. We also need a true separation of church and state and to get money out of politics.