*looks at piles and piles of makeup and skincare in bedroom and bathroom*

Okay Paul Ryan, what exactly does Trump have to say before you get bothered? Asking for some friends (millions of them).

“Inspored” sounds like a description of how cheesy sci-fi aliens reproduce.

Expecting an update during Jezebel’s annual Halloween stories challenge.

Write to the company and let them know about your experience. That wasn’t okay. Uber rides shouldn’t be stressful.

Arnold’s personal failures pale in comparison to those of Trump. We need Republicans to confront and condemn trump and this is what he’s doing, so I’m not mad at him. The objective is not to change republicans into liberals, but to unite to get that jerk out of office .

As you note, Arnold has never been what one might call a progressive. He has some pretty toxic beliefs, in my opinion. So for someone like him to make a video like this speaks volumes about just how messed up things are in the US right now. I’m gonna go ahead and say something I never thought I would say: “well done,…

WHY IS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER MORE PRESIDENTIAL THAN OUR PRESIDENT!!!

“Memorial service today for beautiful and incredible Heather Heyer, a truly special young woman. She will be long remembered by all!”

yet these fucking nebbishes are just plodding around, shitting on the graves of their ancestors.

PRAMILAAAAAAAA! Love her. Haven’t been so proud of a freshman in Congress since Elizabeth Warren (and coincidentally, both of them have been *my* Rep/Senator, since I’m a MA->WA transplant).

There is apparently a White Nationalist (or whatever these damned Holnists call themselves) rally that has a permit scheduled for Saturday on the Boston Common. Many of us Massholes are getting ready to make sure that these human shitstains have a very difficult time of it, indeed. There is no open-carry in…

Apparently it was a firefighter and DEA agent so it probably played out like The Departed.

I’d like to see him have to tend it. Six towers, each 54 feet high - get the kid a box of rags, a ladder and some windex. He can get a close look at the 6 million tiny little numbers, each of which was an actual person who was murdered. Once a month for a year or two is a good start.

He and his parents should have to pay for the entire installation to be replaced - and issue an apology. What scum are among us.

You almost have to wonder if they’re so dumb that they actually believe their own hype. “Single mothers have benefits just showered onto them! They’re living in the lap of luxury off government benefits while the rest of us chumps have to work for a living!”

“There were some...very high-profile people who are supposedly pro-life, who knew me and heard about what happened, and who didn’t reach out,” she said. “I thought it was very telling … You see these people saying, ‘Oh, we should reach out to women with unexpected pregnancies and let them know they’re not alone’—and…

Sorry, no sympathy here. I abide by the following mantra: if you associate with garbage, you’re also garbage. If you belong to a minority and associate with GOP garbage, you’re self-hating garbage. She’s only complaining because she isn’t aboard the gravy train.

• FCC Commissioner Ajit V. Pai is helping conservative behemoth Sinclair Broadcasting develop an “unparalleled national platform.” [New York Times]