He’s had a lot of plastic surgery and I’m betting some of it’s been liposuction. You can tell by the tone of the skin under his arms and around his breasts that he should be showing more age than he already is in other areas.

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

No wonder why he didn’t like Obama. Have you seen HIS bathing suit pics??? MMMM-hmmmm.

That Coast Guard tweet is rather insulting considering he wants to slash their budget to help fund his stupid fucking wall. The USCG does more for border security in a year than that wall would do in a century.

We NEED a moose emoji

“whoever the bloody hell that is”?! You clearly have never seen “Muriel’s Wedding” and that’s just wrong. She’s wonderful.

I know it’s just a typo, but I *really* like the idea of “Queen Reagent.” All hail Queen Dioxane! LONG LIVE QUEEN AMMONIA II!

The fact that he’s nearly 30 and bullying a teenaged girl on twitter makes the whole thing even more despicable. Fuck him. And fuck TLC for continuing to give that awful family a platform.

How many times did he, and his Repug cohorts, dis Obama for going to Hawaii once a year? This motherfucker’s been golfing every week.

When he and Michelle got out of the limo and walked in the inauguration parade I was so stressed out I threw up after. Seeing that footage now makes me weep for the sheer faith of it.

That is a silver-lining I hadn’t thought of in a while. Ever since Obama was nominated, I was afraid he had a good likelihood of being assassinated by some white supremacist lunatic. Knock wood, at least that hasn’t come to pass.

Jezebel peeps, I’m so tired. My brain is all glazed over with all of this. I’m afraid I don’t understand — I just can’t get myself to do the research needed to grasp all of this. All this Grand Jury stuff — does this mean that something might actually happen? Or is this going to turn into something inexplicably…

Not for nothing, but this is kinda how Caligula got killed by his own Praetorian Guard.... I’m just sayin.

Find hope in the federal grand jury indictment (and subsequent conviction) statistics. Mueller didn’t impanel this grand jury just for shits and giggles.

About the right-to-try stuff:

Given the complexity of the issues, this is actually astonishingly fast.

Someone please tell me this is taking so long because they want to make damn sure this motherfucker never sets foot on land as a free man again in his lifetime.

Re: Mueller’s Grand Jury, here’s an interesting data point from LawNewz:

In other words, Trump cucked himself. He signed an “unconstitutional” and “dangerous” sanctions bill because he couldn’t veto it without looking like a Russian stooge, all because of his man-crush on Putin.

This is the Great and Terrible Truth behind the Big Lie the “masters of the universe” tell us about themselves.