jilljitsu
Alien Astronauts Ate My Brain
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God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

I bet that just about any random staffer at State would endorse your suggestion for China and North Korea, but again, reasoned, responsible, incremental diplomatic successes were the hallmark of Obama-Clinton diplomacy, so anything that even carries a whiff of that kind of mentality is going to be offensive to the

All these “low” approval ratings in the 30s aren’t really doing it for me. How is it still that high??? (I of course know why)

My father came to the USA not knowing any English. He came from nothing and worked hard in a factory so he could raise me and my brother into a decent human beings. I’m a U.S. citizen who has a college degree and ABA approval paralegal certification, I speak three languages, work at a fancy law firm, and read news in

So, since this is something Trump has already (more than once) gotten wrong about legal immigration in the past, it bears repeating:

Immigrants already do not collect welfare please clearly state that.

I miss the no body-snarking policy. It became something I’ve tried to apply to my everyday life, not just comment sections.

I have friends and family members that have tried to get me into their “clean eating” groups before, usually things like Whole30 and the like. Now I’m all for eating whatever food makes you feel good, physically and emotionally. If you have Celiacs or something like that, by all means please cut out whatever food

I miss having a President.

On this, I have a suggestion from something I put up on Facebook last week.

I cannot stress this enough to Trump, he does not have to stay at the White House at all or ever darken Washington DC with his presence again. It’s simple, “I resign the presidency effective immediately,” sign and date it.

Trump is an empty, grease-stained McDonald’s bag borne aloft by a stray breeze. He cannot control his direction, and his current height is due to the vagaries of chance. I guess the point I’m driving at is, he is literal garbage and his garbage-ness is so fundamental to his being that I don’t think he can actually

This is a perfect, platonic example of how a principled leader should act. Plus, the “her family is the Coast Guard” part...That should be an example to us all.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

We’re now in a situation where the heads of the US Armed Forces, traditionally some of the most stubborn socially conservative people on the planet, are more tolerant than the President.

I have been DYING for democrats to introduce legislation. Yes, it will probably not pass, but they are showing they have balls and they are actually trying to have a platform.

Now if they can continue this including if they ever get back in power- I think it can only go up.

I don’t want to watch another show about a bunch of entitled brats who think they’re somehow relevant because their father has money. I have the Trump kids for that.

This is interesting. I’ve been waiting 6 mos. to see someone say something like this. Just didn’t expect it to be Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ):

I wonder how much his sweetheart Chinese deal to sell his company for many times what it’s actually worth figured into his “resignation”. Strange though, generally when one resigns voluntarily from the White House staff, the Secret Service doesn’t perp walk escort you off the premises like they did with The Mooch.

This is what happens when non-politicians take over. They have no f’ing idea how any of this works. This idiot didn’t even know his financial disclosure form would be..disclosed.