Was just thinking that - with a two by four, maybe.

Bang him with what?

Look at those glasses and a v neck with a blazer what is this shit. I love him.

Davos is hella hot. Also, you ever see the actor? He wears these glasses and its attractive in a very “that time Steve Carrell went gray and wore glasses” kind of way.

I’m not the only one who thinks Davos is kinda hot right?

Liberal or conservative, I think we can all agree that Donald Trump is objectively not hot.

These are the people who believe the ACA is the Republican replacement for Obamacare.

I am so tired of Tomi Lahren: this Anne Coulter 2.0 shtick is killing me inside. And what’s worse, she’s had all this exposure and people praising her opinion at a young age: as far as she’s concerned, she’s The Child What Come To Lead Us, with her unique insights that no one else could possibly have.

Ooooo....what if she names the baby Reince?!?!?

I like to imagine myself being Ryan Lizza. Like that call - how many of those are you going to get in your career? And you can’t be giddy or flabbergasted. You just have to hold it together somehow. That’s like journalist Christmas.

I did not think the political satire industry would actually get an upgrade out of the ousting of Melissa McCa...er, Sean Spicer, but this is like wandering away from a Comstock silver claim and discovering gold in the Klondike.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

A coworker of mine cosplays and I was shocked that she didn’t even know how to sew. I offered to teach her but she prefers to just hot glue everything. She seems to find a plethora of etsy shops that sell cosplay outfits that just need minor tweaking. She’s really into it. Like, she goes to an anime or comic con or…

If you’re learning to sew, get a good machine – not necessarily one with bells and whistles. You can get perfectly functional old singers on Gumtree/ where ever for cheap. Or I just bought a Pfaff 160 and it’s MAGICAL.

Your welcome! I have black raspberry vines that are heavy producers so I’ve learned to use them.

Aww... poor pup. My Sophie is not particularly dog-friendly. Actually, she’s dog-selective. We can control her on walks, but she doesn’t do well in dog parks. You know what we do? We stay out of dog parks. Why? Because we love all dogs, not just our own, and we are responsible adults. This woman needs a kick in the…

My ex and I fostered a Newfie for awhile. He got attacked by a neighbor’s dog right in front of us. Got a couple of nasty bites to his underbelly, then the attacking dog tried to grab him by the throat. His heavy coat kept the other dog from getting a good grip on him, fortunately. I literally had to wrap a garden…

OMG OMG OMG! Poor Sophie and poor you. My dog was attacked unprovoked and it was super scary. Fortunately, it wasn’t as bad as that. The dog’s “mom” was a total, unrepentant bitch about it, too. Is there a correlation? Must be. In any case, all the witnesses let her have it and I got her insurance to pay for my…

I cut off all my hair and I have never been so in love with a short haircut.

Schumer seems to think that bipartisanship is a possibility or, at least, the road Americans want Democrats to take.