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Eh... Georgia’s pretty horrible.

This video is...upsettingly seamless.

Haha, he’s the snuggliest horse-dog ever.

I would, but I dont know how to upload photos on this thing.

I can’t speak to Thomasville, but I am a liberal Yankee, dragged from the loving arms of my chosen home in SoFlo by a military order. Here, I have screamed at by proseletizing crazy people, told I am a “lesbo-dyke,” by neighbors (who’ve met my husband. ????), seen more confederate flags than I care to admit, heard

PubSubs are the best. And palms trees, too. And also the thunderstorms. I miss Florida; it was way better to live in than Georgia. Georgia sucks.

It’s fabulous, and the best part of living in Georgia: there’s a Publix that carries it.

My dogs have decided it’s SUUUUUPER important that they mash onto the same cushion I’m on.

I understand how you’re feeling; I am feeling that quite a bit lately myself. I wish I could offer you some comforting words, but all I’ve got are platitudes like “You’ll figure it out” and “It’s never too late.”

I have a delicious bottle of Claret to drink, along with some honeyed goat cheese and olives. I am a happy(ish) person tonight.

Go Coast Guard. You can play with helicopters, fast boats, and stay close stateside. They are busy, and they get no love, and very little funding, but my husband’s Coast Guard family is great to us both.

Yeah. It used to have cache with fishing and sailing industry types, but now it’s mostly a bunch of people who used to wear Co-Ed Naked stuff.

That is pretty awesome. Mama-kitty probably realizes that she and her kittens are safe and in trustworthy hands. There’s some gratitude in her good behavior. :)

If you’re anywhere near a body of water, you need:

That’s so lucky; at least there’s some semblance of peace. It’s been six months of attempted kitticide here, and I am so jealous of your easy-going chaos.

What a great nursery! The mountains are a really pretty, misty mural to look at. Congratulations!

Bonus points if you’re wearing a sports-related t-shirt.

They’re so cute! And I am SO jealous: one kitty and two dogs, and the two dogs still hate the kitty; one tolerates, one wants to murder. What magic do you have that you can have TEN kitties?

Oh man, I might be losing my mind, BUT: It’s cold here in southern Georgia and if I have to be cold and miserable I want snow.

I see a squirrel