I'm waiting to go into "work" tonight, and while I'm waiting, I'm watching my 5-month old Rottie wrestle with my 8-year-old Shepherd/Lab mix. While the noises they make are HEINOUS, they are freaking cute.

I just refused to engage past "I don't care what your opinion is because you don't have a uterus. You can talk all you want, but I'm not going to listen and I'm not going to respond because I don't care."

I said that to man I once worked with who tried to engage me in a debate about abortion.

I found a new place to liiiiiiiiiive! HAPPY DANCE!! No more druggie roommate, no more breaking plates and temper tantrums at 3 am, and no more shut-off-electricity-because-he-bought-drugs-instead-of-paying-the-bill!! incidents. WOOHOO!!!

Those are some pretty disgusting descriptions. I would expect more from the writers at Jezebel than reverting to "ew, gross, women's body functions!" type of "humor."

I really LOVED Lilu. PacSun discontinued it. For $10, it was perfect for when I wanted to go out or had to work. I miss that smell.

I think Joaquin and River Phoenix grew up in a cult as well. But that might just be my lack of coffee talking.

My dogs also do that, but both of them chew and attempt to digest my underwear. Its weird and cannot be explained.

Yeah, if you're swinging, it's not a deadhang pullup. The deadhang is used as the yardstick specifically because it's NOT easy for men or women. If you're swinging, you're kipping, and kipping drastically alters the level of difficulty.

Not to be contentious, but if they're easy and you're not athletic, you're probably not doing a real honest to god deadhang pullup; you're probably doing something else. If you ARE doing deadhang pullups, then you're very lucky to be able to do them with ease.

...with just a hint of Heath Ledger.

He looks like Johnny Depp to me

I just shudder. I can't think about it because my brain hyperventilates and passes out on me, and then I'm useless for a long while.

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant threat winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge'". —Isaac Asimov

Home from a slow night at the bar early. Am so grateful to be off my feet and in bed with Dog while new Puppy chews on his bone in the crate. Feet hurt. And to whomever left me a $30 tip on a $15 tab? Thank you, you made a slow night less pointless.

As for how I like Florida? Well, it could be worse. I would, however, like to have a different living situation because one of my two housemates is a druggie assbag. Otherwise, I'm pretty much good wherever I am dropped. How are you enjoying Orlando?

It'll still feel warm to you. I feel like I'm freezing...even snuggled up to my 8 year old lab/shepherd and my new rottie pup. I must have acclimated to the heat fast. You'll be fine; just bring a sweatshirt— it's been really breezy here.

Having moved from Boston to the Keys this September to avoid the snow and start life elsewhere, it sort of figures that the first winter I'm not in the Snowy Arctic Armpit of USA there's no snow. It's like the weathergods are just messin' with me, because it's been in the low 40s here for two weeks.

Do you live in Vacation Land, too? I struggled for months to get a job waiting tables.

I thought this was something shameful only I did! I feel better about myself and my unexpected receiving of a box of Olu Kai flip flops, a gold skull-and-crossbones bellyring, and some MAC makeup...